Dallas Cowboys Forget to Renew dallascowboys.com 3

Whoops! What else can you say.  Yesterday, when the Dallas Cowboys made even more international news than normal, here is what visitors to dallascowboys.com were greeted with as they tried to rejoice at the firing of Wade Phillips. I know it seems impossible, but it does happen.  Giant companies forget to renew their domains.  I ...

Facebook Burnt Toast Part 1 1

There’s nothing like the smell of burnt Facebook toast in the morning.  We really should all just take lessons from these guys and stop publicly commenting on things.  We weren’t meant for this life.

A Time Traveler in 1928 Charlie Chaplin Film 1

There is evidence of time travel that has been hiding in plain sight for 82 years.  Where has the evidence been hiding?  It’s here in a Charlie Chaplin movie called “The Circus.”  Watch the video and you’ll see it.  There’s a lady who walks onto the frame and she’s talking on her cell phone.  It’s ...

Sesame Street Pulls Katy Perry Skit 1

Sesame Street has bowed to the pressure of some people who are evidently so uptight that the mere sight of Katy Perry makes them explode.  Here’s our Katy signing a song with Elmo.  The controversy is that her dress is apparently “inappropriate” for our preschoolers.  This figure skating outfit might make them run out do ...

Donkey Kong Record Toppled Again 1

I have no idea why I care about this at all.  I sucked at Donkey Kong back in the day.  My sole motivation for giving two sheets is the move “The King of Kong“, the story of a normal (but kind of tragic) dude and his quest to break the Donkey Kong world record.  His ...

Joy of All Joy – In-N-Out Burger Coming to Fort Worth 1

That’s right grease fans, In-N-Out burger is coming to Fort Worth, Texas.  Now there’s no need to schlep all the way to Garland for the new location.  (Really, is there any other reason to go to Garland?).  We’ll be able to make the short drive to the coming location at the corner of West Seventh ...