Let me get this out of the way. Vomit, vomit, beeechhhhh, yuck, gross, disgusting, vomit again.
This makes you proud to be an American. Let’s just all hope upon hope that this is a joke. I present to you Pearl Carter, a smokin 72-year old bundle of hormones.
Some highlights from the story of March – LATE DECEMBER lovin.
Pearl said: “I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion. I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.”
Pearl told New Idea: “From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship. For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.”
Pearl said: “I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him.
“I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.”